It's not like I mind half the new 'bread inventions' over the last few years, hell combining white and brown bread together sounds genius, quality of white with the added goodness of brown, everyone's a winner. Seriously though, what's the point behind slicing the crusts off the edge of a bread loaf. It doesn't really help anyone out in the long term, its just there to accommodate the laziness of our society. To be honest, in my opinion, the whole factory might as well burn.
Now have you heard the name for this, they don't even acknowledge that there is no crust, they assume we are all stupid. It's called, 'the invisible crust' so I guess that still means there is a crust and that we are all stupid cause we can't see it, 'o don't worry, we didn't cut it off, we made it invisible, that's right, a technology some of the cleverest scientists are still working on, hivis have already managed to achieve in a little back lot in Windsor.
I guess its something we all just have to accept and that its just the kind of way the world is going, whereby everything is done for them when they get in store, hell next it will probably come with pre buttered bread, just to save you a further 30 seconds.
At least from a marketing point of view I can accept what's going on, someone is clearly making a lot of money off the back of some pretty stupid members of society. The price of a 'normal' loaf of bread is 1.25 but to have the privilege of the crusts cut off you get to add a further 50 pence to the price. I mean seriously, is this the way we are going? where we are no longer trusted with a knife? Maybe its all part of David Cameron's long term plan to eradocate anything dangerous in this country. Slicing bread is just the start. Perhaps if you don't have to cut your own crusts you wont feel obliged to go out and stab some lil bleeder... who'd have thought it...

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